一个年轻的斯坦尼斯拉夫斯基理论体系的剧院导演，在不幸失业后，决定通过拍摄色情片来赚钱。后来决定用自己的专业知识来改变色情行业。

俄罗斯快递小哥帕夏，偶然救了吸血鬼公主戴娜，身后一大波变形怪正在赶来，因为谁娶了公主，谁就能获得战胜白日的权力。俄罗斯联邦安全局少校葛马云闻风出动，意欲一网打尽，并化解危机。

Mitya and Alisa are set to get married. The problem is that Mitya is still married to Vasya, who refuses to grant him a divorce. Can Mitya and his fri